You're so smart, you sort out the Mideast

It’s been more than 10 years since the United States embarked on a mission to liberate the nations of the Mideast. That mission was dreamed up by the so-called “neo” conservatives. But in all that time, no one has ever come up with a way of determining just who is and who isn’t a neoconservative.

To that end, I’ve come up with a two-question quiz:

1. Do you believe that if we let too many Muslims immigrate to the West, they will use the power of the vote to implement Sharia law and impose violence on non-believers?

2. Do you also believe that if we give Mideastern Muslims the power to vote in their own countries, they will decide against imposing Sharia law and will live peacefully with nonbelievers?

Did you answer “yes” to both questions? Congratulations. You’re a neocon.